so i’m watching the movie on video.google, as any smart guy would do, it’s free, you can skip crappy parts and such (too bad I have to make this review, cause i don’t feel like watching for 1 hour and 20 minutes). anyway:

after watching for 1 minute, I have no idea about what is going on. it kinda feels like they are at this horror\porn movie, but it is nothing but the truth, maybe nikesb feels that skateboarding videos should be more like hollywood movies instead of just having trick after trick and then some hammers? i feel kinda weird. oh wait, it’s some silly pre-story for the movie, so they are being told they are all going to make their own movie. yay.
finally after about 5 minutes, the first part kicks off, Levis Marnell, the swedish aussie. crashes into people, being a real punk skateboarder that he is. just kidding, but he did crash into some guy on a bike. whatever, he skates kinda cool, sick 3flips and all of that. now, prepare for more crap (aka their “story”).
I’m getting so sick of those small things already, and I’ve only seen the intro and the 2nd part of their “story”, which was when 2 guys said their ideas about their movies and crap. bullshit. nothing except for bullshit should be the name of the flim.

watched 10 minutes so far, god their music is boring as hell, they could have done the entire movie without sound so far, maybe they’ll step it up a notch, but I’m not expecting them to do so. that fucking red head is so annoying, he wants to make a movie about hot girls and skateboarding, is this stuff suppose to be funny? I haven’t laughed so far, it’s just annoying.

question: how many bs 180 switch nosegrinds can you do? a billion if you ask nikesb’s redhead, come on, variation anyone? this sucks! sticking your hand up a cows ass? great fun, if it just was in 1996, we’ve seen that shit been done on jackass for like a decade. still not laughing at their crap between parts.
is chet childress a pro skater? ok, cause he did a line with fs 180, ss fs 180 and a bs powerslide into a bank. not really impressed so far, it’s like the entire movie is almost made of pure left over footy. he does have some cool tricks, but the song is the best part, they sign “what’s that smell” in the part just after he was talking about sticking his hand up a cows anal hole.

you know what, I’m so sick of this movie, after 35 minutes, i can’t stand it. full of scum, crap, lame stuff, non-skateboarding stuff (hey it’s nike, what did you expect?) and it’s straight up boring. i haven’t been stoked once.
i’ll just wrap this up now, and say it’s crap, i don’t feel like watching the rest.

if you feel like watching it, it’s on right here (it’s gone, you won’t miss anything).